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0 No Burlesque Tonight!

  • 01/11/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Burlesque · Live Shows

Sadly, after six wild, wonderful, raucous months we will no longer be able to continue as house band for the Big Busk! burlesque night. With increased touring and workloads, we simply and unfortunately do not have enough time to continue.

Yes, we too will miss those curvacious conditions...

But hot damn, the memories… such a wonderful and unique rock’n’roll comedia erótica variety hour we have created and experienced… but have no fear – Dirty Bourbon and burlesque come hand in hand, and there will surely be more to come…

0 Man, Last Night Was Wild…

  • 01/10/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · General · Live Shows

Man, last night was wild…

Finished a damn good show with Miss. Rail Co & Holy Ghost Tent Revival then everything swirled into a hazy, smokey whirlwind of bad behavior. Many whiskeys at Cafe P then whisked on over to Snake’n’Jakes – had to show the boys our our world-famous dilapidated drunk’s delicatessen – then somebody found a fuck ton of chicken – things started getting spotty – someone kicked down the door – think it was Patrick – don’t know how I got to my lady’s house as the sun came up ~

… man, last night was wild.

~ Noah

0 New Orleans, LA Tonight!

  • 01/09/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · General · Live Shows · On The Road

You do not want to miss this one…

0 Mobile, AL Tonight!

  • 01/08/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · General · Live Shows · On The Road

916 Charleston St, Mobile, AL – Show starts at 7pm.

0 Let’s Grow a Beard – Week Nineteen

  • 01/06/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Beards

Did a little trimmin’… Lookin’ good.

0 2011 Showdates

The Dirty Bourbon River Show announce their 2011 Showdates

  • 01/02/2011
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Live Shows · On The Road

Hello All ~ Happy New Years,

We are pleased to announce our first cluster of 2011 showdates! Check it:

1.08 Mobile, AL
Callaghan’s w/ Holy Ghost Tent Revival

1.09 New Orleans, LA
Cafe Prytania w/ Holy Ghost Tent Revival & Mississippi Rail Company

1.22 New Orleans, LA
Le Maison w/ Glasgow & Friends

2.05 Jackson, MS
Ole Tavern

2.12 Mobile, AL
Blind Mule w/ The Howdies & The Blackjacks

Also, from 3.31-4.03 we will be touring the South for our Volume II CD Release Tour

And from 5.13-6.01 we will be touring the South and the East Coast for our Summer 2011 Tour

Look for it.

0 Famous Beards in History: Tolstoy

  • 12/30/2010
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Beards

Our hats off to you, sir, for such wonderful sproutage….

0 Let’s Grow a Beard – Week Eighteen

  • 12/29/2010
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Beards

Beat that baby…

1 Let’s Grow a Beard – Week Seventeen

  • 12/22/2010
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Beards

I pulled it out just for you…

0 Captain Beefheart’s 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing

Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing

  • 12/19/2010
  • by dirtybourbonrivershow
  • · Deaths · General

1. Listen to the birds

That’s where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren’t going anywhere.

2. Your guitar is not really a guitar

Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is also a fishing rod. If you’re good, you’ll land a big one.

3. Practice in front of a bush

Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush doesn’t shake, eat another piece of bread.

4. Walk with the devil

Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the “devil box.” And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you’re brining over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.

5. If you’re guilty of thinking, you’re out

If your brain is part of the process, you’re missing it. You should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have something that is fur bearing.

6. Never point your guitar at anyone

Your instrument has more clout than lightning. Just hit a big chord then run outside to hear it. But make sure you are not standing in an open field.

7. Always carry a church key

That’s your key-man clause. Like One String Sam. He’s one. He was a Detroit street musician who played in the fifties on a homemade instrument. His song “I Need a Hundred Dollars” is warm pie. Another key to the church is Hubert Sumlin, Howlin’ Wolf’s guitar player. He just stands there like the Statue of Liberty — making you want to look up her dress the whole time to see how he’s doing it.

8. Don’t wipe the sweat off your instrument

You need that stink on there. Then you have to get that stink onto your music.

9. Keep your guitar in a dark place

When you’re not playing your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don’t play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it.

10. You gotta have a hood for your engine

Keep that hat on. A hat is a pressure cooker. If you have a roof on your house, the hot air can’t escape. Even a lima bean has to have a piece of wet paper around it to make it grow.

RIP Captain Beefheart

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