poop | Dirty Bourbon River Show

We’ve had a lot of new experiences on this tour so far, good ones and bad ones. So as it is good to always be tested, we must now strategize on how to repair our recently disfigured vehicle.

On our drive from Utah to Colorado, feeling high and happy about our first conquest into new territory with new stories about new friends, a deer decided it was time for us to have a nice slice of shit pie…. Our van is beaten and torn, but thanks to skilled driving, a cool head, and one badass piece of man-made machinery there’s still 5 members of the Dirty Bourbon River Show, 15 instruments, and a collective spirit that can’t be broken.

“It is by presence of mind in untried emergencies that the native metal of man is tested.” – J.R. Lowell

So we have much to figure out as we recharge in Durango, CO. Charlie’s 23rd birthday is tomorrow, wish him a happy one folks. Our next show is in Flagstaff, AZ on our nation’s day of Independence. A time of celebration is at hand – we are safe and sound with no plans of slowing down (metaphorically, that is).

Wednesday in Austin at the Nomad Bar was amazing, thanks to everyone who came out and danced to our diddys and showed support.

Tonight we’ve got ourselves a five band bill crazy ass Friday Night Throwdown with Webbed, Lindby, and Like Burning Glass. It should be an epic night in Fort Worth at the Connection, located at 3177-c Alta Mere Drive. Things will be kicking off at about 8 so be sure to not lollygag and get your booty down there.

In case you didn’t catch it: The Connection 3177-c Alta Mere Drive, Fort Worth TX

As a sidenote, The Mitchells, (Wayne’s fam) has been more than kind enough to let us hooligans stay with them. Since we arrived we have all taken turns on the go-kart. Bootsy’s turn was a touch more eventful as he was not able to avoid a cow pattie and got splattered by dung. Turns out getting poop on your face is funny to everyone else, and Dane learned that the hard way. Here’s a picture of him cleaning up.

Til next time fam
Clay

PS- Now we’re even Bootsy

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