Come celebrate Beard Awareness Month tonight at Cafe Davinci in Deland, FL. It was here that Noah once won the Most Authentic Mustache award in 2012 upon their 1st visit to Deland, and now – two and a half years later – it is here that the Dirty Bourbon River Show will be returning in triumphant beardage to rock the mother rubbin’ party with some of the nastiest dance moves you have ever seen yo. Sets at 10:30 and Midnight. This shit is fo real son.
Oh No! Noah’ s thinking of quitting the band and starting a solo career… he wants to give everything he worked so hard for up and start making god awful R&B music about his romantic woes and anatomical problems. Here is a sample of the kind of crap he wants to start making:
Please discourage him from quitting the band and embarking on a solo career in the comments section above – It is just a plain bad idea and he needs to be told so. Thank you.