Lots of cool things going on…
What in the hell are you talking about Dirty Bourbon River Show? Just what in the hell are you talking about?
Well, our 4th album’s ready. Just picked up the masters today. It’s called “The Old-Timey AfroPop Jibberish Junction”:
Pre-order it on our Bandcamp Site now for only $1.11 and get 3 of the album’s tracks today!
Then, when the album comes out on 11/11/11 – you’ll receive an email with a link to download a full quality version, along with the album art, liner notes & lyrics.
The album will definitely NOT be costing $1.11 when it comes out, so I’d take advantage of this generous offer now.
And just why exactly are we offering such a ludicrously good deal – unannounced, straight out of left field?
Because we’re batshit crazy. Why else?
Hope you enjoy!
1 1750 ml Bottle Maker’s Mark bourbon w/ pour spout
2 Cases (48 bottles) of beer (no High Life or Bud please, Negra Modelo preferred)
1 Case (24 bottles) of hard cider (Samuel Smith’s or Strongbow preferred)
1 Case (24 bottles) of water (no spring water please)
5 lbs of ice (nugget-shaped preferred, w/ holes in the middle)
If it is a Friday or Saturday: 6 ½ lb Bacon cheeseburgers, cooked medium & dressed New Orleans-style (fresh lettuce, tomato & Blueplate mayonnaise) + 3 lbs Cajun fries + 12 cans of black soda (RC or Coke preferred)
If it is a Tuesday or a Thursday: Three extra large (18”+) pizzas – 1 cheese, 1 of a pesto base topped with grilled chicken and small garlic cloves, and 1 topped with an assortment of shredded and sliced regional meats (no zebra please) + 12 cans of red soda (Fanta Strawberry or Barq’s Strawberry Cream preferred)
If it is a Wednesday or a Sunday: 6 ½ lb bowls of jellybeans + 12 cups of black coffee
If it is a Monday: 4 lbs Red Beans & Rice (cooked New Orleans style [slow simmer] w/ hog salt & Andouille sausage) + 12 biscuits (a ½ pan of jalapeño cornbread may be substituted) + 12 cups of sweet ice tea (like momma used to make)
1 lb fresh strawberries
1 dozen Laotian bananas
1 box Caesar croutons (New York Texas Toast preferred)
3 lbs fresh salt-water taffy, assorted flavors
1 1.25oz can Tony Chachere’s Original Creole Seasoning
1 Ocelot Kitten (medium weight)
1 10.6 oz can Peter Stokkebye Turkish Export Rolling Tobacco
24 fresh towels
6 Divine after dinner mints
Please leave the artist area free of ketchup & Styrofoam
May 19-June 18, 2011. Good Times. Catch us on the next one:
8.04 Decatur, GA
Twain’s Billiards & Tap
8.05 Huntsville, AL
Concert on the Dock
8.06 Atlanta, GA
Star Bar – Little Vinyl Stage
8.07 Bristol, TN
8.08 Charlotte, NC
The Evening Muse
8.10 Knoxville, TN
12pm WDVX Blueplate Special
8.10 Knoxville, TN
7pm Preservation Pub
8.11 Roanoke, VA
Martin’s w/ Holy Ghost Tent Revival
8.12 Newton, NC
Newton-Conover Auditorium w/ Holy Ghost Tent Revival
8.13 Raleigh, NC
The Lincoln Theatre w/ Holy Ghost Tent Revival
8.14 Beaufort, NC
8.16 Charleston, SC
The Tatooed Moose
8.17 Greensboro, NC
The Blind Tiger
8.18 Saxapahaw, NC
Haw River Ballroom w/ Onward Soldiers + Phil Cook & his Feat
10pm: Alex McMurray Band ~ This stone cold streetstyle songwriter – in the vein of Tom Waits and Danny Barker – comes heavy with an aural arsenal of a band: Carlo Nuccio, Joe Cabral and Bill Malchow
11pm: The Dirty Bourbon River Show ~ You know how we do
Midnight: E Company ~ NOLA Jazz Soul Funk to bring you to the moon. Also a quintet, and just as dynamically heavy as the first 2 acts, E Company packs memorizing melodies with tight, intricate beats and fat syncopated grooves that put a smile on your face and a stranger’s hand firmly on your ass.
Do not miss this shit. These three amazing bands will light you the fuck up. Come get some.
$5 / 18+