Bunch of sissies running round these days… Where did all the rock go? The sweat and blood has been replaced by Casios and tomdrum rimclicks – stupid arty no-balls bullshit – you dumb little fuckers – prancing on rock’s grave like overfed jackrabbit retards.
Help us bring the rock back. Do your part. Spit on those crusty V-neck 2 dozen petal-skinned airheads, stomp your feet, yell, drink a lot, and take shit from no one. Get off your ass and fuckng dance.